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Ain’t it about time Mildew sold some officially licensed merchandise of yours truly, Bobby Duke – Star of the Channel – whomst Mildred thought up while high on marijuana edibles?
The first 50 people to buy my shirt get a free poster of my sexy likeness soaking up the rays on wet puppet beach! Act fast, these supplies won’t last!
All of our shirts are hand-printed on union-made, fair-trade cotton by a worker-owned union cooperative.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Flat Measurement | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Front Body Length | 27½ | 28½ | 29½ | 30½ | 31½ | 32½ |
